Two words: overflowing toilet.
My leaking toilet serenades me all night long.
Should it be raining in my living room?
Water goes inside pipes, right?
The outside hose bib leaks . . . inside and outside
It takes an hour for the sink to drain.
I took a cold shower this morning.
I'm afraid to turn my garbage disposal on.
My basement is flooded and I can't swim.
I'm not sure what is going on, but I definitely need a plumber.